Lucky has had a lot of "firsts." Today she met her first hipster. This hipster happens to be a neighbor. About a year ago we first noticed that this "artist" has some unusual habits.
Although, I'm rarely irked, he irked me with his workout routine in our gym.
He fakes it! He has a totally fake workout routine. Now, it may be obvious from his physique - lacking any muscular strength - but he faked it quite well in the gym! First, he pretends to run on the treadmill. He runs for about 30 seconds. Then, he acts winded and stretches, does a few (three tops) pushups, and waunders around the gym talking to friends. Put this routine on repeat and you have a fake 20 minute workout.
While his workout routine bothered me, I decided not to judge him solely on this. How shallow! Yet, the more I saw him out and about, the more I realized that this Audi driving dude does not work! (Fake gasp!) A true hipster, he must be living off a trust fund. His condo is in his parents' names and he occassionally shows up with paint splotches on him. Needless to say he's not familiar with an honest days work.
What does all of this have to do with Lucky? Well, despite living in a young neighborhood, she had never met a hipster...until today. Today, she saw him boarding his one-speed, wearing skinny jeans, and shaggy hair flowing in the wind, apparently she thought they had something in common. Maybe they do!
- Sleeping the days away? Check.
- Mooching off someone else for food and shelter? Check.
- Both owners of "The Hipster Handbook"? Just kidding...Lucky doesn't need a book to tell her what's cool.
Well, all in all, Lucky decided that this hipster was a friend. While her "parents" may disagree, she once again does not discriminate against counterculture figures.